Ooohhhhhh Duchovny...

I have loved you for...many years; spent half my life pining for you. Would give to you many of my rings and then some. But alas...you've gone and become a sex fiend with/for somebody else. This would hurt less if I weren't watching Californication right now and realizing how damn hot you are. Really hot. 40 whatever and going hot. Shit. Thank god for Fat Jack or I really might wade through the pervies and find you in sex rehab. Heart, DD