Saturday, September 20, 2008

If I couldn't have a healthy relationship with a man...

Oh wait. I can't. Let's revisit that later.

If I were a desperate c-rag in love with my roommate and had never been within 20 feet of a human penis....

What would I do with my day?

Oh, I would get up and tag pictures of the roommate I'm hopelessly in love with on facebook. And then I'd hump my teddy "bear".

God, I'm so happy I can get laid by flesh and blood and not plush and buttons.

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