Oh wait. I can't. Let's revisit that later.
If I were a desperate c-rag in love with my roommate and had never been within 20 feet of a human penis....
What would I do with my day?
Oh, I would get up and tag pictures of the roommate I'm hopelessly in love with on facebook. And then I'd hump my teddy "bear".
God, I'm so happy I can get laid by flesh and blood and not plush and buttons.
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